Am I a man?… Or am I a Muppet?

[Am I a man?… Or am I a Muppet?]

Hiii

Tobi

They/them

20 yrs

Libra and INTJ 5w4 yes sorry im into that stuff

I like pretty stuff and funny stuff and stuff that makes u think and… stuff? Especially old books and art

Tags i use:

• just talking dont mind me
• just drawing dont mind me
• just writing dont mind me
• consider this tagged man
• audio
• music
• birds
• you can do it!

Requests are open! Ask box also open for anything else

Currently tagging for bees bc someone asked once lel

Other blogs that are mine:

- @buhbahbuh (deltarune&undertale)

- @tobi-schrute (stardew valley)

- @totebel (anything that doesnt fit this blog, most art i post here is dc)

- @muzwoom (anything anime)

- @tobis-special-fuckaway (the owl house)

- @the-suckiest-sburb-of-all (homestuck)

- @the-deku-tree (legend of zelda)

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[horseimagebarn]

horses relaxing and sleeping on the beach basking in the sun and the sand they are enjoying their time at the beach amongst humans in peaceful harmony with both man and nature

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[aus-yeezus]

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Anonymous asked:

I first read “if you were lazy you would be having fun” on your blog and it has genuinely been a life-changing piece of advice for me and my friends - I’ve said it to like four of my other executive dysfunction judies and without fail it earns a ten second silence followed by a single revelatory “fuck”

deadpanwalking answered:

My dad and I actually ran into the speech language pathologist who told me that over 20 years ago at a town hall a few months back—she is retired now, but still advocating for disabled students at IEP meetings and being a nuisance to school administrators. I thanked her for everything, and she was delighted to hear that I was passing her words along to other people who needed to hear them!

[josiebean202]

w. wait fuck. this is the first time I've heard this. hold on I need to sit down. I need a second. this shatters my worldview just a little bit h. hold on

[vensre]

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[cubesandstuff]

Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh

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[trash-and-trash-accessories]

I know SEVERAL afab nonbinary people who, as soon as they came out as nonbinary - immediately began dressing in ridiculous hyper-femme outfits they never would have worn before.  A lot of people see this and say shit like “Theyfab” or say they are only nonbinary for attention.  After all, look how femme they are.

But to me, this makes perfect sense.  When you are forced into the category of “woman” against your will, femininity is a chore.  It’s a job that you have.  As soon as you say no, I’m not a woman, suddenly femininity isn’t your job anymore.  It’s not a requirement.  It’s just a fun hobby you can get into.  Or a little treat sometimes.

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[haonsowmqpoznwk]

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

This is the bare minimum of decent human behavior for ANY gender. If you are an adult and someone who is not an adult wants to have a relationship with you, it is your duty to, at bare minimum, turn them away.

[glorious-spoon]

and like... having crushes on adults is a Normal Adolescent Thing, but it doesn’t mean they’re ready for--or for that matter, want--an actual relationship with said adult. it’s a goddamn developmental phase for kids working out their sexuality, and treating it as a chance to get laid is fucking monstrous.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Same reason why when a younger kid tries to playfully fight with you, the appropriate response is not to sweep the leg, get them on the ground and then start kicking.

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[caffeineecold]

when i was a kid i used to respond to the "glass half full/half empty" question by asking how the liquid in the glass got there in the first place. nobody ever gave me a chance to explain my reasoning so i'm doing it now

if you have a glass and it has some liquid in it, up to the halfway line, whether it is empty or full depends on what happened before the question was asked. if you started with a full glass and poured half out until only half remained, the glass is half empty, because if you continued pouring it would be fully empty. however, if you started with an empty glass and poured liquid from another container into the glass up to the halfway line, the glass is half full because if you continued pouring it would be all the way full. logical, no?

i was 13 years old when somebody finally told me it was supposed to be some kind of optimism/pessimism thing. i always thought it was a riddle that nobody let me solve

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[baglsasha]

Do you still consider queer a slur?

Yes it's a slur to me I don't say it

Yes but reclaimed use by LGBT people is ok

No, but I still think it's only for LGBT people

No, it's so thoroughly reclaimed that it's just another word. Anyone can use it.

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[mohabbaat]

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